This is what a "PARKTOWN PRAWN" is...

This is a Parktown Prawn...
A very hideous little creature
this particular Prawn was killed
in my room using an entire can of
Doom / Target whatever it's called.

This thing is afraid of nothing,
spray an amount of poison on it
and what does it do, its comes for you.
It jumps an average of two metres
provided nothing is in it's way
usually yourself...

The small curved horn on his rear
will secrete the fowlest smell
you have ever come across...
so not only does it take a while
to kill it, it will leave its mark
I Promise...

Numerous attempts to kill this thing
have been tried... for example...
Burning, Stomping on, Choping in half,
and even kicking... but all have failed
It usually gets right back up and starts again
even being choped in half does not kill
it... it just crawls away... both of it...

So anyone coming to South Africa....
be warned.. there are some really strange
things in this country.....

Just to give you an idea on how big these things are
this one was about this long....

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Let me warn you that this was small as appose to there adult size.

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